Whiskey River Specialty Soap (Birthday Blues)

Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap. Front Reads: Smells like every birthday after 21. Which is cool, because I'm still 21. Just like every year. Back Reads: I never get carded anymore And I'm STILL 21. Pinky Swear. Will you stop counting already? Scented: Sad birthday cake Net Weight: 6oz. Note: Because all soaps are handmade no two bars are identical.