Whiskey River Candle (It's Fine)

No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine. Front Reads: Smells like somebody's passive-aggressive No, really. It's fine. I'm fine. It's all fine. Really. Back Reads: Whatever I'm not mad It's fine Scented: Plain tap water Net Weight: approximately 17oz. Burn Time: 60 hours Note: Because all candles are handmade no two candles are identical.