Look, we're all human. Everyone appreciates the #%@* out of a dirty joke. Enjoy it, embrace it, pat it on the butt. You know you want to. And chances are, your friends and family are folks with the same sense of humor as you. Get them in on the joke. To hell with good clean fun! Here's to lyrical pats on the hiney.
Lyrics are laser engraved on 4" cork squares. This naughty set includes the following:
might as well face it you're a dick with a glove - addicted to love
wrapped up like a douche another boner in the night - blinded by the light
west virginia mount your mama - country roads
dirty deeds done with sheep dirty deeds done with sheep - dirty deeds done cheap
let's pee in the corner let's pee in the spotlight losing my religion - losing my religion
i didn't fart you liar it was always burning since the world's been turning - we didn't start the fire