Headline Shirts Van Gogh Coffee Mug

Hey! Ol' Vinny Van Gogh here. You know, Post-Impressionist Guy with the emphatic brushwork and striking use of color? Yeah, that guy! Look, just a warning that it might get a little weird up in here. Like, weird weird. I'm talkin' "cut your ear off, wrap it in newspaper and hand it to a woman" kind of weird. Yeah, that kind of weird. Guess maybe I've got a bit of a split personality or something. Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that I was a poor, unappreciated schmuck when I was alive -- but now that I'm dead, my paintings sell for tens of millions. Hey, that's cool though! Anyways, you want some absinthe?