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Project managers spend their days defying the laws of physics, specifically, the one that states that an object at rest tends to stay at rest. They overcome friction when things start to bog down, and they do battle with laws of quantum physics, especially Chaos theory. They dabble in psychology when it comes to motivating people to do things they simply don't want to do, and chemistry when it comes to putting the right team together. In short, project managers may be the best practitioners of practical science in the known universe!