Old Spice Wolfthorn Body Spray
Who knew the wild scent of Wolfthorn Body Spray could help to battle stinky body problems? Maybe Aristotle or talking owls knew but definitely not regular people or dumb owls. And unlike the hairspray of a glam metal axman, just one spray of Old Spice Wild Collection Body Spray lasts all day. For a scent experience as rich and complex as a gilded Rube Goldberg machine, try the Wolfthorn collection in its entirety: Invisible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, Deodorant, Body Wash, Body Spray, Cologne Spray, and Bar Soap.
At A Glance
1 spray lasts all day
For nocturnal creatures
Answer the smell of the wild
For a true olfactory experience, try them together:
For unbridled protection against stinky body problems, invite Wolfthorn back to your den.
Insivible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant: Invisible odor power
Deodorant: Fights odor all day
Body Wash: Drop-kicks dirt and odor
Body Spray: Turn up your mansmell
Cologne Spray: Smells like freedom
Four ways to answer the smell of the wild
Wolfthorn: In the world of good smellingness, Wolfthorn is the Presidentlord.
Foxcrest: Get ready for the hens to invite you into the coop
Hawkridge: Prepare to be kissed on the beak of man power
Bearglove: The fresh, confident smell that demands respect and then eats it
FAQs
What are the pros of procuring this product?
It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
It smells like cobra fangs
It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
It makes larger mammals fear you
It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
It smells too manly
Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn't manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne
What if my armpits sprung a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant
What if I've lost my mansmell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray
Old Spice Wild Collection Wolfthorn Men s Body Spray 3 75 Ounce
Was:
$76.54
Now:
$38.27
- SKU:
- P1731
- UPC:
- 012044039939
- Condition:
- New
- Availability:
- Free Shipping from the USA. Estimated 2-4 days delivery.