Old Spice Swagger, 4 oz

Product Description Red Zone deodorant provides 24 hour odor protection. Guaranteed.; 24 hour odor protection. Guaranteed From the Manufacturer Ever present but never seen, just like Old Nessie. Just because we can’t see the Loch Ness Monster doesn’t mean he or she isn’t down there, bearing offspring and lovingly raising those offspring to maturity. Much like Old Spice Red Zone Clear Gel Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, which appears invisible but fights odor and wetness all day long. At a Glance Long-lasting, but clear Protects against wet T-shirts Wetness protection as dependable as a fast-food hamburger For a True Olfactory Experience, Try Them Together We’re confident you’re confident enough to harness all forms of Swagger confidence. Now crank that man-smell up to 11 and punch today in the face. Anti-Perspirant & DeodorantReduces sweat DeodorantA scent with staying power Clear GelLong-lasting but clear Body WashDrop-kicks dirt and odor Body SprayTurn up your man-smell Frequently Asked Questions There Are Many Powerful Red Zone Smells What are the pros of procuring this product? It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies It smells like cobra fangs It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion It increases your ability to sense other dimensions It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women It makes larger mammals fear you It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent What are the cons of procuring this product? It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist It smells too manly Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?Try Old Spice Body Wash. What if I smell like a turtle cage?Try Old Spice Deodorant. What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne. What if my armpits spring a leak?Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant. What if I’ve lost my man-smell?Try Old Spice Body Spray. After Hours Swagger