Old Spice Classic After Shave Lotion Pure Sport 637 Ounce BottlePack of 3

Product Description Old Spice Classic After Shave Lotion, Pure Sport, 6.37 Ounce Bottle,Pack of 3 From the Manufacturer With a buoy-shaped bottle and distinctive scent, Old Spice Classic After Shave is as American as a man on a motorcycle jumping over a baseball stadium while singing the national anthem. And the only thing despots hate more than decentralized government and free speech is the smell of Old Spice After Shave. So punch totalitarianism in the piehole by splashing on some Old Spice After Shave. At a Glance Smells like freedom It will still be around, even after nuclear fallout How American is it? Let us count the ways Manly Scents to Choose From Classic Fresh Pure Sport Smooth Blast Frequently Asked Questions What are the pros of procuring this product? It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies It smells like cobra fangs It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion It increases your ability to sense other dimensions It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women It makes larger mammals fear you It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent What are the cons of procuring this product? It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist It smells too manly Its manly scent causes people to assume youre an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries What if my current soap isnt manly enough?Try Old Spice Body Wash. What if I smell like a turtle cage?Try Old Spice Deodorant. What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne. What if my armpits spring a leak?Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant. What if Ive lost my man-smell?Try Old Spice Body Spray. Manufacturer Contact Information P&G Plaza, Cincinnati, OH 45202