Old Lives Matter Beer Glass - Gag Gifts for Men - Funny Gifts for Grandpa - Unique 65 Birthday Gifts for Men - Retirement Gifts for Dad - Novelty Old Man Gifts - Senior Citizen Gifts for Older People

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#OldLivesMatter and we'd be out marching in the streets, if our knees didn't hurt so much. Young whippersnappers these days don't know how good they have it... In the old days, we had to walk uphill both ways just to protest! Laughter is the best medicine, and there’s nothing quite like a gag gift to make an older loved one smile through their dentures! PRODUCT FEATURES: “Old Lives Matter” 16 oz Glass For Daily Use Superior Quality Glass Bubble Bag + Gift Box Dishwasher Safe GAG GIFTS FOR SENIOR CITIZENS Depending how you look at it, senior citizenry begins at age 55 or age 62. What better way to celebrate becoming an old fart than with a glass proclaiming “Old Lives Matter”… Come again? Louder for old hairy ears please… OLD LIVES MATTER!! RETIREMENT GIFTS FOR GRANDPA & GRANDMA This useful-yet-novelty gift is a great choice for seniors that are self-aware of their senior moments. Less hair on the head just means more in the nose – don’t worry, you’ll get it when you’re older. Poke fun with good-natured humor at Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, uncles, aunts, and siblings to celebrate the fun side of aging. SECURELY PACKAGED Securely packaged in a bubble bag and a durable gift box for safe transport and intact delivery. Say what you will about getting old… at least you won’t be drinking broken shards of glass. NOT YOUR AVERAGE BEER GLASS To beer or not to beer… now THAT is a silly question! “I’m thirsty.” “Hi Thirsty, I’m Grandpa!” Some of the best gifts for old people are ones that can make them laugh and poke fun at just how old they are, in a lighthearted way. Living long is an accomplishment! This 16 oz glass celebrates a life well lived while having a good time and spreading good cheer.