Mathematician Definition Funny Mouse Pad

Mathematicians are indeed a peculiar sort. Simple questions, like 'how fast are we going?', can be answered by most mortals by looking at the speedometer of their car. Not so for the mathematician. The speedometer represents only a single data point - it doesn't consider variables such as the rotational speed of the earth, lunar gravitational effects, wind resistance, Einsteinian gravity waves, road friction, galactic angular momentum, and the ethanol level of the gasoline involved. As you can imagine, these guys are a riot at parties. This mug has been carefully engineered to do an outstanding job of holding coffee, as well as pretty much any other liquid, as long as said liquid is not molten, supercooled or wicked corrosive. Ans as an added, exclusive feature, we have also designed it to hold pencils, paper clips, highlighters, rulers, TPS reports and other paraphernalia that tends to accumulate around your desk.