Have you ever wished that there were a way to capture the scent of Vladimir Putin, so you could have the pleasure of smelling him whenever you wanted? Well, now there is. And it's this candle! But you probably already figured that out.
The Putin-Scented Candle combines notes of pine, earth, and smoke billowing from the cities of your enemies. It is a manly fragrance, designed to evoke the essence of Vladimir Putin and eliminate the smell of political dissidents from your home.
Housed in a 16 oz tin container that features a shirtless photo of Vladimir Putin on the lid, the Putin-scented candle makes the perfect confusing housewarming present or inappropriate baby shower gift.
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