The Pirate-Scented Candle captures all of the swashbuckling glory of the golden age of piracy, with none of the scurvy. (Well, it wont GIVE you scurvy. But it also wont PREVENT scurvy, so always make sure youre getting enough Vitamin C.) It smells like a wooden deck beneath your bare feet and the rum youre sipping from a pewter mug as you scan the horizon for Spanish Galleons.
The Pirate-Scented Candle also makes a perfect gift for anyone who would be a good pirate. Or at least, better at being a pirate than they are at their current job.
WARNING: This candle is beautiful and you will be tempted to examine it very closely. But if you examine a lit candle TOO closely you will burn your eye and need an eyepatch. (Or, if you already have an eyepatch, you will possibly need a second eyepatch.)
