Do you know someone who is about to give birth to a baby, or otherwise acquire one? That's great news!
Well, not for them. But it's great news for YOU. That's because it's an opportunity to give them this amazing candle, and always be remembered as the person who thought that what a house with a newborn needs is "more open flame."
The Baby-Scented Candle smells like baby powder, because of all the smells associated with a baby, baby powder is one of the least offensive. Other features include:
-A sleep deprivation test, so that new parents can FINALLY figure out whether or not they are tired.
-A baby milestone chart, so that you will never forget the first time your baby vomited in the carseat.
-Parenting tips you won't find anywhere else, because they are not actually very helpful.
It's the perfect baby shower gift for making everyone laugh while also filling the expectant parents with quiet dread.
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