Grammar Police Lapel Pin

You know that friend... Yes, that one. Everyone has that friend, and if a friend doesn't immediately come to mind when you hear the words "Grammar Police", then "that friend", is most likely you. And perhaps, that is okay with you. In fact, maybe you wear that imaginary "Grammar Police" badge with honor. Well fortunately, now it doesn't have to be imaginary. This actual "Grammar Police" badge will serve as a reminder to all whom approach your presence that every sentence uttered from their mouths had better be a pristine "final draft", or else they will be shamed all the way back to Mrs. Berry's grade school grammar class.