Flashing Kingdom 88 1890 Secret Squirting Toilet

Let's take the term "toilet humor" to a literal level, shall we? How about a Secret Toilet? What's so secret about it, you ask? Does it know how to cheat at a Rubik's cube? Does it hold all your childhood embarrassments? Does it know where the Ark of the Covenant is hidden? What's the secret?!? Open it up and find out-- oooh, gotcha! The big, breathtaking secret is that the gag gift shoots water at you like a Super Soaker 3000. HA HA HA. We sure gotcha, huh? Grab a Secret Toilet, install it as a desk toy, and take out your frustration on an unsuspecting coworker yourself. You might say the secret, then, is vengeance.