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Let's face it, we all fart! Are you looking for a serious answer to eliminate foul smelling, loud intestinal gas embarrassment? After evaluating every product, we could find, in an attempt to solve this problem, it became apparent that none were reliably effective for flatulence noise or odor. So, what makes DiscreetZ PowerFart Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters up to 100 percent effective, at eliminating loud flatulence sounds and nasty smells? We believe it may be our enlightened patent pending invention that has been hidden from mortals since the dawn of creation, some even call it the Big Bang theory! Now, stinky, big banging farts are a fun choice when desired, or inexpensively silenced, freshened and undetected, when preferred. Our invention uses the same type of material initially designed to protect the British Military in chemical warfare. The Method: First things first, okay stay with me. We all touch our butts daily when we wipe and clean ourselves to prevent odor and irritation. So, you know what's next, your smart. Yes, you have to place your forefinger against the back of the filter, tucking it next to, or slightly in the anal canal opening, between your buttocks for up to 100% effectiveness. Using a touch of lotion or salve helps with installation and comfort. NO INSERTION METHOD: For up to 95% effectiveness fold one PowerFart Absorber accordion style then tuck it up high and snug between your buttocks with no insertion needed. The Science: Gas under pressure always seeks the path of least resistance. You just gave your nasty intestinal gas a controlled escape route where its only choice is to pass quietly through an Activated Carbon Filter, for up to 100% effectiveness. The Device: All filters are not created equal and most are too expensive for effective daily use. Our DiscreetZ CWDHA SilentlyFresh Filters and PowerFart Absorbers are Hypo-Allergenic and designed for comfort.