Captain Fawcett Beerd Shampoo Gentle Beard Wash

Captain Fawcett's Beer’d Shampoo as made with his preferred IPA is a reassuringly gentle, cleansing concoction designed to not only wash away the detritus of the day, but further to leave your hirsute pride & joy looking simply splendid & in tip-top condition to boot. This rather magnificent formula includes over 80ml of fine ale (malt, hops & brewers yeast) & has a rather enticing aroma. Please note that however tempting one should at all costs avoid quaffing or run the real risk of forever blowing bubbles... Carry On. Directions: Wet your beard, apply shampoo & work through to a rich lather before rinsing thoroughly, repeat if required.