Big Happy Bday Greeting Card (With Envelope) - Hilarious 'Vegan Shark' Birthday Funny Card - Even Sharks Won't Eat You On Your Birthday - Appreciation Gift (Letterhead Sized 8.5" x 11") #J4002BDG

YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE Who would have known that sharks were such fussy eaters? Not the yellow polka dot bikini-clad, beachball-clasping bather on this funny Jumbo Size Birthday Card from NobleWorks. She's more surprised that the toothsome shark is actually a vegan, than at the appearance of the woman-eater, itself. Let's hope she's not vegan, so it's that special someone's birthday that kills, and not the meat-shunning shark. Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products.OVER 35 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMORNobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good old USA. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!