42nd Street Pete's Corrupt Desires Grindhouse Triple Feature

Vice Admiral 42nd Street Pete returns to the high seas of sleazy 70s sex with his newest triple-bill of grindhouse filth and the oddly astute comment, If you have a desire and it ain t corrupt, you re wasting a desire. No such waste on display within this collection, as the corrupt desires of the morally bankrupt beget corrupt action after corrupt action after corrupt action... Sex-Crazed Lumberjacks (197?) When the buzz-saws are put away and it s time to play, these horny, hung-like-Paul-Bunyan lumber men know how to clear-cut the biggest stand of fur and fell some mighty old-growth wood into the nearest beaver pond. Timmmmmberrrrrrr! Lady Traffic Cop (1974) This uniformed lovely really knows how to use her hands to direct traffic especially at that busiest of intersections, Dick Lane and Pussy Boulevard. Whether it s gridlock or gripcock, she gets the heavy flow moving. Stars Marc Stevens. Corrupt Desires (1983) Debased in character; depraved; perverted; wicked; debauched; morally impure. Hell, those are just the REGULAR desires on display in this grindhouse jizzfest wherein one man s act of dishonesty for personal gain is another man s getting laid. Stars Ron Jeremy, Colleen Brennan.